I Love Moochie!

Anthony Scaramucci is a little ray of sunshine in this dark, dark world. He’s like a coke fueled Jersey Wop bomb thrown into a fireworks factory. Thank you, God, for Moochie!

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,”

This New Yorker article by Ryan Lizza just does not stop delivering the comedy. This is great stuff:

Anthony Scaramucci Called Me to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon

“Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,”

This is after Moochie decided Priebus leaked his financial disclosures and threatened him via twitter late last night. Someone must have told Moochie the definition of “disclosure” and the fact that the forms were public record, so, uh… Yea, love me some Moochie.

Anthony Scaramucci tweets and deletes a cryptic message about leakers that also seemed to call out Reince Priebus

WATCH: Panicked Scaramucci goes down in flames on CNN trying to clean up his train wreck Priebus tweet

“The fish stinks from the head.” Mooch calls into CNN, Train Wreck Ensues

White House drama bursts into the open: ‘Shiv in the ribs’?

Please, please let Moochie stay around until the end of this wretched shit show government.

Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interview

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