The Best Thing Humanity Could Do For Planet Earth…

… is commit mass suicide…

Whoa, whoa, wait, what?

That got really dark really quick. Meant to say: Drastically cut human population down to no more, than, say, 300 to 500 million. That’s drastic, radical. But think about how nice it would be for the 300 or so million people on that earth. And the other life on the planet. And the planet in general.

Of course, no matter how many of the 300 million inhabitants were “woke”, or enlightened, or evolved, you know, for certain, that there would be some old school jackasses. Some of them, no doubt, would decide to start breeding fast again to take over the others. Or some of  the jackass subspecies would try to colonize another group. Or…, you get the idea.

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Jason Chaffetz and Ezra Cohen-Watnick– What is up with these two jackasses?


Chaffetz is the Chairman of the powerful House Oversight Committee, who, you may remember, was ridiculous in his pursuit of the non-Benghazi story and Hillary Clinton, and who also had no interest at all in investigating Russian election hacking and ties to Trump– that guy, he announced Wednesday that he wouldn’t be seeking re-election, which is odd, given his position, but then today he hinted that he may resign his seat before his term is even up. What gives?

Don’t say ‘A Russian connection’, please don’t. It’s just too much with the Russians at this point.

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White Trash Celebrities And Naked Corruption Round-Up

Sarah Palin has finally became the smartest person in the room.

This display of Beverly Hillbilly solidarity is all very confidence inspiring, and God knows we need confidence in our government right now with major international military tensions rising all around.

How Did the Trump Administration Lose an Aircraft Carrier?

Well, at least Trump has taken the time to understand the complicated historical situations in the places he’s losing and wasting expensive American military assets, right?

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Global Jackassery– Fascist Protesters

We put up a piece about American’s militant Left, or Antifa, recently. Other outlets have also been writing about antifa and the pro-Trump, or fascist protesters.

This Alternet piece is very good and looks at how the fascists are viewing the recent street battle in Berkeley:

Pro-Trump Rioters Just Got Their Best Recruitment Tool Yet

The Mother Jones piece by Shane Bauer is excellent and Bauer has been doing top-tier work on the subject. We commend him:

I Went Behind the Front Lines With the Far-Right Agitators Who Invaded Berkeley

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The Invisible Hand Of The Kleptocracy

If you work real hard, say for the Walton family, who have a combined wealth of around $200 billion dollars, you might still need food stamps to feed your family. The kleptocrats won’t like that. They’ll probably make you piss in a cup to prove you’re on the up and up, and to humiliate you for not working harder. You’ll have to monetize everything that’s sacred and important to you to survive. The earth, the ocean, the air, the water– your most important relationships– it will all have to be based on cash if you want to live. You’ll have to work overtime to afford paying for someone to watch your kids while you’re working overtime. You’ll probably live in a neighborhood where you’ll regularly see the homeless surviving in abject poverty– they’ll be a reminder to you that you are, at best, half a paycheck away from joining them.

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Monday Round-Up

The first thing up is pretty minor but for some reason is really bothering me. John Oliver did a bit about the Right’s, and Geraldo Rivera’s, joy in dropping the MOAB bomb in Afghanistan (screen grab below links to video).

Geraldo didn’t like that one bit and started squawking about “throat cutting savages”. Nice.

‘Throat Cutting Savages’: Geraldo Responds to John Oliver

Someone should tell Geraldo about those ‘throat slashing savages” in Saudi Arabia.

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Friendly Advice For Antifa — or — How Not To Become A 4chan Meme

 Trump supporters in Berkeley 

Violence. We don’t support violence. We do not encourage violence. Mostly the GOPer Right has a disturbing violence fetish. They brag about it. They seem to lust after it. Whether it’s getting visibly excited about dropping the “Mother Of All Bombs” or passing “Stand your ground laws”. The Right always supports violence whenever they can, even nominally, claim they are protecting themselves. But again– we do not like, support or encourage violence.

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Nuclear-Winter and Russiagate-Arrests Are Running Neck And Neck Down The Stretch

This could be a photo finish.

Tomorrow the North Koreans will be throwing a big party, The Day Of The Sun they call it, a birthday party for Kim Il Sung, founder of North Korea.

April 15 is officially known in North Korea as “The Day of the Sun” and marks the birthday of the founder of North Korea, Kim Il Sung, in 1912. (Incidentally, he was born on the same day that the Titanic sank.) –Washington Post

No one would be surprised if they blast a nuclear weapon to mark the occasion. Meanwhile Trumpy the Jackass has sent an aircraft carrier strike group to the peninsula.

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Blowing Stuff Up Round-Up

The image above will link you to a youtube video about the MOAB, which military-fetish types call “mother of all bombs”. It actually stands for “massive ordinance air blast”.  Team Trumpy and their military knuckleheads are having a bang-up time right now, blowing shit up and threatening people. They don’t get to play with MOABs very often. They’re actually inefficient compared to dropping more, relatively small bombs. The brass justifies their big bang party by saying the MOAB has psychological effects that make it worth while. They really just like the super big boom. It’s really hard to listen to these people sometimes. It really is.

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