“Re-Accommodate” The Beautiful Babies Of Flint

If I, a real person, sold you something, but I also sold the same thing to someone else, and you complained about it, so I beat your ass– I would probably be headed off to prison. Highly likely.

But if you’re a super-citizen with extra special rights and privileges, a giant corporation, say, like United, then– No worries. We’ll call your beatdown “re-accomodation” and expect a “thank you” from you on your way to the emergency room.

United CEO Blames ‘Belligerent’ Customer For Overbooked Flight Melee

Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the brave.

We hear now that future rocket scientist, Eric Trump, says that his sister Ivanka was key in making the missile strike on Syria happen. Ivanka is an expert in faux-European-bourgeose-wannabe fashion, and, apparently, Middle East diplomacy and military strategy.

Eric Trump says his ‘heartbroken and outraged’ sister Ivanka helped persuade their father to strike Syria

Eric Trump explains that his father fired missiles because Ivanka was upset

Ivanka’s father, though, he appears to be as bad at military and diplomatic strategy as she is at fashion.

U.S. Official: Russia knew Syrian chemical attack was coming

Syrian governor confirms air base operating again

The dollar cost of Trump’s ineffective and dangerous fireworks? $70 million range.

Here’s how much it costs to replace the 59 Tomahawk missiles Trump fired on Syria

Trump said his reason for firing $70 million worth of missiles into the sand in Syrian was because of the “beautiful babies” killed by Assad. We’ve got beautiful babies here in America, too, you know. There’s some in Flint, Michigan who Assad hasn’t been poisoning with tainted water. We’ve been doing that ourselves, to our own beautiful babies.

Cost to replace the lead pipes in Flint? Around $50 million.

Cost of replacing Flint’s pipes nearly double estimates

It seems like the only winner in all this is tomahawk missile maker, Raytheon.

Raytheon, the company that makes the Tomahawk missiles used in the air strikes on Syria by the United States, is rising in early stock trading Friday.

The beautiful American babies of Flint are getting “re-accommodated”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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